CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -
MR. OBVIOUS - "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Dan Quayle
BANNED FROM THE UK - Banned for commenting on something many of us already knew: that most muslims are not terrorists, but that most terrorists are muslims. Duh
DOUBLE STANDARD - Yeah its that obvious to all of us!
LIBERAL BIAS - Obama attended her wedding! She attacked Ryan 9 times. Biden, only once. Nuff said.
A HARVARD STUDY - Found: celebrating in patriotic activities as kids benefits the GOP in elections. That means: Republicans are more patriotic than Democrats, in general.
MILITARY TRIBUNAL AGAIN - Thank goodness someone over-ruled Eric Holder and decided that he's a terrorist and not to be tried as a civilian would be.
INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL - A lot of relationships are like that.
Thank You, Captain Obvious -